A Surreal Conflict

Dennis Turley. You suck.

You are bitter, resentful, judgmental, irresponsible, manipulative and narcissistic… but I’m pretty sure I’m starting this off way too strong.

While I admit that I can’t completely sustain the assertions above with the conversation I’m about to post below, I think for the insightful and intelligent reader it will be able to paint a telling picture. This obviously will only matter to you if you know Surreal Love, especially if you operate with him on anything that resembles a business deal or that involves money.
Previously, I have been part of a group conversation where his financial intentions were called into question quite publicly among dozens of people in a chat he created and invited those same people to. I have chosen not to add that conversation because I did not initiate that argument and had no previous knowledge of the incident nor previously placed loyalty to either party. However, since that group conversation, he’s been exceedingly pushy about me promoting his party and his messages always carry a tone of guilt-inducing, woe-is-me disappointment that gets on my nerves a bit and so you’ll see this escalate rather quickly because of that.

This is the conversation I’ve just had with him. Even as I type this blog post, he is typing his next message to me, regardless of the fact that I’ve not responded to the past two.
In a lot of ways, this is as much a way for me to vent as it is a kind of public outing.


He wonders why he’s “heard nothing” from me. Shit, was I supposed to be checking in? Are the lights on outside already?!


“oh thanks” Well shucks; doesn’t look like posting about my rope dart performance on my rope dart page was what he had in mind. Stupid Adam.


So, here’s where I decide that I know where this is going and I’m not going to waste any time on pleasantries and passive aggressive displays of false etiquette.


Now I’ve done something wrong by attempting to generate excitement for the first event I’ve ever been completely responsible for. For the record, this thing has been equal parts time-consuming, enthralling and terrifying. I don’t see how bartending and rope darting for free at his party (located hours away from me) is as important to me as my event should be. Nor can I imagine why any non-narcissist would expect it to be.Also, for fun, He says he’s seen nothing about how I’m “performing at the Fantasy Voyage.” … So then I guess he’s never been to my Rope Dart page. Lol, hypocrisy is fun.
(BTW, you can find that page at https://www.facebook.com/AdamDavisRopeDartist) ūüėČ 


Here I appeal to his ability to stop, relax and rethink. Haha. Stupid Adam strikes again!


Aaaaaand I’m done.


Fine, I guess I wasn’t done.
But NOW I’m really done.


And that’s where he’s left it.

Is it just me? Or is Dennis Turley looking me in the eye and politely shaking my hand while trying to dry-fuck my ass and then having the nerve to get mad because I’m not saying “Thanks?”

What do you think?

I think people should stay the hell away from Surreal Love.


Facebook Friends (And Why We Shouldn’t Have So Many)

Every so often, you’ll see a status update from one of your friends in which they feel the need to alert everyone that some of you are getting deleted. Since a person will usually¬†delete others based on how infrequently they speak with someone or how little they know that person, it’s a¬†sacrifice¬†they’re willing to make.
It’s at least a little easier to hurt the feelings of the person you don’t know that well; you haven’t invested that much into them yet.

I would like to propose a different way of viewing the subject. Every single casual acquaintance is a possible genuine friendship, even the ones you’ve only met once or have spoken with just a midget’s handful of times. Who knows, maybe you’ll become great friends some day.
I think a better way of going about cleansing the list is to gauge which of those on your Friend’s List you actually like. Be honest with yourself and separate them from those you’ve come to know and are pretty sure you’re never going to get along with. Then, delete the latter.
I don’t think that “seniority rules” should apply when it comes to friends.

Sure, he’s a complete asshole, but I’ve known him FOREVER.

The main reasons we avoid deleting those long-time pseudo-friends that we  knowingly dislike (and who probably return the sentiment) is to avoid awkward social situations or to preserve the feelings of the recently departed, er, deleted.
Which is fine if that is your highest priority.
But it isn’t mine.
I think that the person you’ve only met once deserves a place on your list more than the person you never really got along with or grew apart from years ago. I figure, that person will get over it. Fuck it, why be sneaky about how you feel? If you don’t like someone, you should be able to assertively express yourself and they should be able to get over it.
If they can’t, (and sometimes they won’t) you’ll find it only reinforces your decision.

He was pissed when I deleted him. It’s not that we actually liked each other, but he had JUST gotten his friend’s list up to 420.

The fact of the matter is, beyond 150 people, we really can’t keep up with anyone else’s life. Our neo-cortex simply isn’t designed to handle it.¬†So, that encourages me to take an active role in deciding which people to whom I apply my brain’s limited ability for giving a shit. And if I’ve got some extra spaces (and I think many of us do) I’d rather have them filled by people I rarely, but pleasantly, talk to than with some old faces that I’m only tolerating out of¬†etiquette.
It may seem callous or trivial, but it’s my life and it’s important to me how I live it.
Besides, it’s only Facebook, right?

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Rich, Ridiculous Romney.

Above is the now famous video of Mitt Romney speaking to potential donors about how he won’t be able to get 47% of the vote because they are dependent on the government, don’t want to take responsibility and to ensure continuing their entitled laziness will vote Democrat. It has been no secret that Romney, or Rmoney, is completely out of touch with the middle and lower classes. He’s already infamous for saying he doesn’t really care about the poor¬†¬†and that $360k isn’t a lot of money.

Although it was soon revealed to be a clever Photoshop work by Democratic Underground, the point resonated too strongly for anyone to care much.

However, it seems he’s completely out of touch with pretty much everything, except his own money. His claim that 47% of America won’t vote for him because they are already comfortable in Obama’s no-tax-paying-pocket does a lot to show how little he knows about his target demographic, or at least what he chooses to ignore about his own party. If you take a look at who actually doesn’t pay their federal taxes, you might find it ironic, or just plain obvious, to see the truth.

That belt looks awfully familiar. That wouldn’t be an overwhelmingly republican area of the country… would it?

Do you also find it interesting that Republicans seem to be the most notorious for evading the most taxes? It stands to reason that the ones most vocal about distrusting government are the least likely to contribute to it. Not that it stops them from accepting unemployment checks and using those conveniently paved roads.
Condemning those who¬†parasitically¬†suckle at Big Brother’s tit is understandable. However, actively avoiding contribution is basically the same thing.
Hypocrisy aside, when you target a group of people for being entitled tax evaders, you should at least be right about which group that is. (And it really shouldn’t be your own.)

The fact of the matter is that Romney shamelessly represents a Republican worldview that is flawed because it is based upon a small and particularly rosy sliver of reality.¬† To preserve that worldview, they have to that believe that people have earned their relative social position, and ignore bleeding heart liberals who try to point out that the world is in fact in stark contrast.¬† I think this shows why¬†Republicans¬†put¬†so much effort¬†into ‚Äúcreating their own reality,‚ÄĚ into¬†fostering distrust¬†of experts and scientists and why they won‚Äôt let a campaign ‚Äúbe dictated by fact-checkers‚ÄĚ said one Neil Newhouse. He would know. As a pollster, it’s his job gather public opinions making him the authority on facts. Obviously.
It reveals why there is no shortage of studies that show‚ÄĒ examples¬†here,¬†here, and¬†here¬†‚Äď ¬†that regular consumers of Republican-oriented media are less informed than people who inform themselves elsewhere or refrain from watching the news at all.

Simply put, those with an extremely limited and highly privileged worldview have to ignore the harsh economic realities of those on the other end of the spectrum in order to maintain that comfortably convenient view and their self-esteem.
This is a man who has traveled much, seen the world and has still managed to come out of it completely unchanged. This is a man that can’t understand Sociology 101 even after having the benefit of going on countless field trips and enjoying numerous hands-on experiences.

And if you do not like Romney but are a republican, you should take a long, hard look at why you believe what you believe. It may just be ignorance. You’re not entirely at fault; it’s difficult to shake one’s perspective.
Everyone grows up believing their normal is the normal.
So, while he may represent a small handful of ill-informed, rich, white Americans; he does not represent this country.
Not even close.

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Mother Teresa was a Cunt.

I remember someone telling me about Mother Teresa being, surprisingly, something of a bitch. She lied frequently about her own achievements and allowed sick people to die, often when they could have been saved by medicine, because she wanted them to go with God. After converting to Christianity, of course.
I forgot most of what he said so today I did some refresher work and it turns out that she did all of that and a whole lot more.
Mother Teresa wasn’t a bitch. In fact, she was a very¬†nice lady.
However, she was probably a sociopath.
And definitely a cunt.

This is a letter submitted by Aroup Chatterjee before the committee for beatification/canonization of Mother Teresa February 1998. In it, she goes into great detail about many of the contradictions between what Mother Teresa claimed she did and what she actually accomplished.

This article is zoomed in a little more in comparison with the above link and is definitely an easier read.


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Save A Life. Suck A Dick.

There are far too many inconsiderate, unsafe, awful fucking drivers on the road. Sometimes the random Korean grandmother will try to slowly merge her Honda CRV steadily into you, but most of the time it’s some testosterone fueled maniac with too much adrenaline in his veins, trust in his abilities and sperm in his sack.

And sadly, this falls as yet another burden upon the women of this country. It’s up to you to save us. Next time your boyfriend, husband, blind date or any stupid guy that happens to be behind the wheel starts thinking he’s Vin Diesel, here’s what you do:¬†Put your hair back in a bun, place your seat-belt comfortably under your arm, bend over to your left, unzip his pants
and suck his dick.

I’ll bet he drives safely with his manhood between your teeth.

Now his fragile fifth limb sits betwixt a jagged guillotine and if he’s following too closely again and rear ends someone this time, click, off it goes. And if you’ve got bad teeth and braces, that’s twice the incentive. If you’re lucky enough to have a good dental plan and straight teeth you might get a nice, clean cut when impact forces your chompers together violently but if his junk has been ripped apart by crooked teeth in sharp metal armor… there may be a few issues with reattaching.

But he’s not gonna refuse the offer. No one turns down road-head. So he’s gonna drive nice and easy. Safe and slow.

Remember, if your safety and the safety of others is at risk, you could save a life by simply sucking a dick.

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They Some Say Goats Will Eat Just About Anything

and that some men will fuck just about anything…
including goats.

(This video contains no actual goat-fucking.) SFW


I think that the phrase “Nice Guys Finish Last” was meant sexually.

Nice Guys

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Talking a Mile a Minute

With my foot in my mouth.
For as long as I can remember.
I’ve traveled a long distance talking a lot of shit and my feet taste like ass.
What can I say?¬†I’ve come to enjoy the flavor.

I often use too many words much too quickly with too little thought preceding that speech and something stupid inevitably comes tumbling out of my mouth and into the world. That is when I have to make a choice; apologize or tape a bright, red bow on that pretty pile of shit and pretend it was on purpose. I prefer the latter.

I get distracted easily. I have a hard time focusing. Some have said I have ADHD.
And it’s true that if it isn’t shiny or boobs I probably missed it. Or you know, maybe I saw it, laughed at it, had a conversation with you about it and then forgot the second we parted ways.

That happens too.

I’m a server at a popular chain restaurant, I am a student at the local community college and my selection of hobbies and interests are the seasonings with which I spice my life. They will often inspire the contents of the posts that are to follow.

I’m not entirely sure how this blog will progress.
I think it will be good.

But I’m not making any promises.

I’m not good with commitment.

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